Eure lustigsten Sprachfettnäpfchen…
Im letzten Schuljahr hatten wir im großen Schulplaner-Gewinnspiel 2008 – 2009 zur Einsendung Eurer lustigsten Sprachfettnäpfchen aufgerufen.

Über Eure Einsendungen haben wir hier im LAL-Team während der letzten Monate viel gelacht
) Die besten bilden wir, wie versprochen, hier jetzt ab.
Jedem, der unten erscheint, wurde der Gewinnspielpreis, eine Reiseversion des Sprachenspieles New Amici , bereits zugesendet!
Allen anderen wünschen wir hier jetzt ebenfalls viel Spaß beim Lesen & Mitlachen… *g*
Von Angela:
Pupil: „My english makes me no one after!“
Host-mother: „You’re heavy on wire!“
Von Johannes:
Boss: „Are you working hardly?“
Employee: „Yes, of course!“
Von Santana:
Written on a signboard at a norwegian bar:
„Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar!“
Von Lena:
Gallerist: „Do you like Toulouse-Lautrec?“
Rich Lady: „I don’t like to loose anything.“
Von Jeniffer:
Carl: „I need a gift for moths.“
Shopowner: „I advise you a laca lamp.“
Von Liya:
„You can say you to me.“
Von Lukas:
Hungry guest in a restaurant: „I will a steak.“
Von Hanna:
Murder 1: „Ok, we’ll kill him with a gift?“
Murder 2: „Really? I didn’t know it is his birthday tomorrow…“
Von Angelina:
Angelina: „I will a new DVD.“
A friend: „Haha. Can’t understand you!“
Von Miriam:
German pupil: „What’s your older?“
English pupil: „Hahahaha…..“
Von Tim:
Two friends looking at a girls hair:
German pupil: „Look at her horse-tail!“
Englisch pupil: „It’s a pony-tail…!“
Von Frederike:
„I’m an eagle!“
(Gemeint war der Igel)
Von Hellen:
Dad: „I drive us!“
Son: „OK.“
Von Jolien:
Camarero: „¿Que tomas?“
„Un cola, por favor.“
Kellner bringt einen Pferdeschwanz.
Von Leonie:
Guest to the waiter: „When will I become my streak?“
Waiter: „I hope never!“
Von Markus:
„How are you?“
„I’m heavy on wire!“
Von Silke:
Person 1: „I was in Austria for a year. Now I speak English very well!“
Person 2: „You were in Australia, weren’t you?“
Von Mike:
„Who ist he car?“
Von Max:
„Hey! It’s long her isn’t it?“
„Well, I guess my hair isn’t that long….“
Von Anna-Lena:
A girl is a little bit ill and said to her friend:
„Yesterday it went me better…“
Von Julia:
German tourist: „Could we eat „Mais“ for lunch?“
Restaurant chef: „Mice? Oh no!“
Von Katja:
Pupil: „I can’t sueeze me right.“
Teacher: „Aah… you can’t express yourself right.“
Von Laura:
Tourist: „Hallo, please execute me, where is his street?“
Passer-by: „Sorry, what shall I do?“
Von Laura:
German boy: „You can find additional information on the backside!“
English teacher: „Okay, turn around, so I can get more information!“
Von Thi-Tu-Oanh:
Student: „I drive by bus to school.“
Busdriver: „Good idea! I’ll need a short break!“
Von Caprice:
Child: „When I grow up I want to get a lawyer.“
Girl sitting in front of the TV: „I want to nibble some Chips.“
Von Christina:
„Let’s go on a ride at Brighton Pier.“
„Aren’t the horses scared that they might fall in the water?“
Von Narges:
Host-sister: „It’s Avril’s birthday tomorrow. She didn’t invite me to her party… Shall I give her a gift anyway?! What do you think?“
Exchange student: „Oh my God! You want to kill her?! I mean, she’s your friend… There are millions of other ways you can show her that you’re upset!“
Von Trang:
An author: „I have a lot of fantasy.“
A businessman: „I am a succesful undertaker.“
Von Fiona:
Employee: „I have just received a dismissal with immediate effect but I dont even know the cause of my cancelation. I want to talk to the chef!“
Secretary: „Why do you want to talk to the chef then? Or ist he food in the cantine unenjoyable?“
Von Raphael:
Somebady having trubble with his/her mobile phone: „The Handy doesn’t go.“
Somebody to a girl: „You have a nice Rock.“
Von Irina:
„What are you doing’“
„I’m just cooking.“ (Ich guck nur.)
Von Franziska:
Passer-by 1: „So you are a jobless entertainer? I’m gonna introduce you to a friend of mine. He is an undertaker. I’m sure, he will look after you. Don’t worry!“
Passer-by 2: „I’m desperate but I don’t want to be buried!“
Von Katrina:
Customer in a fashion shop: „I need a rock.“
Guest in a restaurant: „I will a coke.“
Von Isabel:
In einer Bäckerei:
„Je voudrais un baiser.“
„Vous voulez quoi? Vous voulez un meringue, je pense.“
Von Mathias:
„Oh, I’m really exhausted!“
„I can see that… You look like you have hardly worked!“
Von Lea:
Tourist: „Help! Help! A photograph is fallen into the lake!“
Englishman: „So, why don’t you take a new one?“
Von Ina:
Student: „Sorry, I got late.“
Class: „You got laid??“
Von Verena:
A song is playing: „…all the leaves are brown…“
A boy: „Was ist mit Anneliese Braun?“
Von Lara:
„Do you want to drink something?“
„Oh yes, you running into open doors.“
Von Martin:
„Welcom in Britain, Mr Timbert!“
„Hello! Thank you! But you can say „you“ to me!“
Von Tim:
„Help me! I’m sinking, I’m sinking!!“
SOS-Team: „Hm? What are you thinking about?“
Von Maria:
Boy to a girl he likes: „Why do I always have to bet he bad man?“
Girl imagines him as Batman: „But you don’t do!?!“
Von Julian:
Hostfamiliy-member: „Don’t drink it, it’s a gift!“
German pupil: „Gift!?!“
